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POKéMON QUEST: PART FIVE GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)01:05 No.653704  
>Older threads here: http://www.newrem.com/adventures

On the last episode of POKéMON QUEST Datass fought her rival in another POKéMON BATTLE. Datass's Snowbirga proved too powerful for Tom's Hypno and Datass was victorious! She won a Bulbasaur and Hypno for her efforts, and also scored a neat Tophat.

Datass ventured into the dark depths of the PRISMATIC FOREST and met up with an old friend, COOL TRAINER F Clarissa! Clarissa was in a bit of a ... ...wait for it... ... here it comes... .*BIND* and Datass rushed to untie her. Unfortunately for Datass, Clarissa's captor was waiting and tied Datass up as well!

>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:08 No.653775
Oh no! Whatever shall we do?!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:09 No.653800
Rape her.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:09 No.653819
Is he gonna try and hit them with a train or something?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:10 No.653839
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:10 No.653846
use Struggle
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:10 No.653851
unfold datass of course
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:11 No.653856
I've been waiting all day for this!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:12 No.653876
Wait for the plot to advance
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:15 No.653957
Clarissa must get past a captcha to continue her adventure
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)01:16 No.653972
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You Struggle...
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)01:18 No.654043
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You're hit with recoil.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:19 No.654045
Wait for help.
>> sage  Anonymous  07/28/10(Wed)01:19 No.654069
all fields
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:19 No.654074
shoot off a signal flare
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:21 No.654112
omg I have an idea. Keep struggling until the ropes get SO TIGHT that Datass's body breaks them!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:21 No.654121
go sage one of the five thousand captcha threads
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)01:23 No.654170
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Oh hey. A Chimchar. Maybe he can help you.
>>  Anonymous  07/28/10(Wed)01:23 No.654178
oh look a tripfag who will draw fifty shitty frames for a thread no one cares about
>> sage  sage  07/28/10(Wed)01:24 No.654214
every field
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:25 No.654234
give him a pokeball so he can roll around on it and collect things
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:25 No.654237
You got to burn the rope.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:25 No.654243
Ask the Chimchar if he has opposable thumbs. If so, make him untie you.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:25 No.654250
>implying they have a trip
tell the chimchar he has to burn the rope, so you can defeat the Grinning Colossus
>> ZAC 07/28/10(Wed)01:26 No.654269
chew through clarissa's ropes
then have her un-tie you
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:27 No.654293
draw faster
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:27 No.654300
chimchar use ember plz
>> sage  sage  07/28/10(Wed)01:27 No.654309
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:29 No.654345
Why are these threads the only one being attacked by sagefags?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:30 No.654372
because they're the only good ones and there are too many idiot who think that saging something good makes them cool.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:31 No.654397
must capture ropemon
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)01:31 No.654401
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Whelp. The chimchar runs off. I guess you'll chew through her ropes.
>> sage  sage  07/28/10(Wed)01:32 No.654411
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:33 No.654451
Stop sagefagging
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:34 No.654455
Skillfully un-thread the rope with your hands one by one.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:34 No.654463
I've never played the Monkey Island games.

Looks like we'll need to escape another way. Chew Clarissa's ropes.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:34 No.654464
Stupid monkey!
Well, chew through the ropes and have Clarissa on watch out just in case RopeMon comes back.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:34 No.654466
Could always try yelling for help
>> sage  sage  07/28/10(Wed)01:34 No.654476
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:34 No.654477
fuck you chimchar

>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)01:35 No.654495
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whatever. You successfully chew your way out of this situation, freeing Clarissa.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:36 No.654522
Kay, what next?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:38 No.654563
Sorry OP.
>> sage  sage  07/28/10(Wed)01:40 No.654603
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)01:40 No.654609
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Clarissa explains that she's unable to untie your ropes. You're going to have to get something to CUT them with!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:40 No.654617
free yourself using MANGRIT
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:40 No.654623
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:41 No.654631
The Top Hat, It's quite sharp around the rims.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:42 No.654643
How are we going to get HM01 if we're tied up in a forest?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:42 No.654652
there's an hm on that blanket
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)01:43 No.654678
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Your MANGRIT fails.

>this Captcha is really bugging me.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:44 No.654696
Have Clarissa carry you over her shoulder
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:45 No.654720
yea captcha sucks...

uhm can't you slide your arms under your legs? flexible woman!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:45 No.654727
I kno rite? Not as bad as a certain other place I used to visit, you had to use it even if you were a fucking admin.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:45 No.654730
Have Clarissa send out your ice-bird thing. Make it peck the ropes off.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:47 No.654776
Yell out for help. Or kick one your own pokeballs.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)01:47 No.654780
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I guess that'll have to work for now.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:48 No.654797
Fuck it, I using a guide

>Ask Clarissa to draw a circle around you
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:48 No.654798
what pokemon does Clarissa have?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:49 No.654802
stupid clarissa Datass freaking -chewed- through your ropes you can find a way >:(
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:50 No.654825
Tell her to chew through yours woman! She owes you one teething.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)01:52 No.654872
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She got that Tant somehow.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:53 No.654896
let's see if tant can help?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:53 No.654904
Oh shit. She got pants.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)01:55 No.654949
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Trust me, guys. Clarissa is totally useless. That Tant does not have cut, nor do the other two.

So what do we do now? Pursue the thing that tied us up, head on, or head back and ask for help in town?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:55 No.654964
Pursue it.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:56 No.654975
We clearly need something that can CUT. Will we find it at the other end of the forest?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:56 No.654977
guess we out to go to town unless Clarissa is planning to use our tied up body as a flail
>> ZAC 07/28/10(Wed)01:57 No.655015
use clafairy's super hearing to find the rope guy
that might just be clefable though
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:58 No.655023

then use BITE since you can't punch or anything
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)01:59 No.655072
Smart thing to to would be to go back to town and ask for help
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:01 No.655113
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>my Captcha was Foxy Grandpa.

Clarissa seems to know which way the thing went after it tied you up. She carries you in that direction.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:01 No.655120
Go fight the next gym leader tied up. It should unlock an easter egg or something.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:02 No.655138
my captcha was ornery chief
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:02 No.655146
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>Pokemon are only violent if you're moving I guess.

>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:02 No.655155
FUCK I'm pretty lost here because I wasn't able to see yesterday's thread!

Yeah, I thought the Captcha might have been a deal breaker for this thread. I know I wouldn't want to do this with that stupid thing every post.

Go after whoever tied you up? Fuck I'm totally clueless here.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:06 No.655262
So. Will we be able to use our own pokemon, or do we have to rely on Clarissa?
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:07 No.655278
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>Link's at the top of the thread, bro. I archive these just for you.

A WILD SINGOWL WANTS TO FIGHT. But only one of them. Will you handle this fight or should Clarissa? Clarissa is following your orders for now.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:08 No.655295
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:09 No.655325
our pokemon are too high or too low in level. Hopefully Clarissa's pokemon are balanced enough to help us catch them.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:09 No.655327
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Oh u
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:11 No.655373
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You use the Trainer ACTION: TALK.

Singowl uses SING. You fall asleep.

Looks like it's up to Clarissa now.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:12 No.655399
Not again. Go Jigglypuss!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:14 No.655452
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:15 No.655472
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she sends out her first pokemon. Clefairy.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:16 No.655497
It's an owl, so it probably has insomnia. Use Double-Slap
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:20 No.655616
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Singowl uses Sing.

Clefairy is Unaffected.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:21 No.655636
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Clefairy uses Double Slap.

Hit 5 times!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:21 No.655642
Double-Slap him.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:21 No.655665
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:23 No.655732
if we catch it, does Datass get it or Clarissa?
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:25 No.655773
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>Only if Datass throws the ball. Also, protip. These fucking birds are EVERYWHERE and you only have two Pokeballs.

Clefairy has fallen inlove with Singowl.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:26 No.655805
well damn.

>> PSI Ground 07/28/10(Wed)02:28 No.655846
Bag Singowl in, well, a bag, and catch it for reals later

Then let it stay with the Clefairy
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:29 No.655902
Switch for a Jigglypuss, hopefully it won't fall in love on the first turn in.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:31 No.655938
Carve a spell invoking elves and such using your TRUSTY KNIFE
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:32 No.655964
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Clefairy hugs the Singowl.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:32 No.655968
if we had a knife we wouldn't be in our predicament.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:33 No.655992
incoming brick joke
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:34 No.656025
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>You can only use that knife for suicide, but now is not the time for that.

Singowl faints. You win the fight!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:35 No.656056
Now let's continue after that rope wielding pokemon!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:37 No.656106
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:39 No.656144
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Clarissa explains that you won't be able to track it anymore after a pokemon battle because that delayed us long enough for it to get long away.

You'll have to think of a way to keep Pokemon from attacking you.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:39 No.656145
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:40 No.656166
Ask Clarissa if she has a Repel on her
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:40 No.656187
>quote and notcurlybrace.jpg
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:44 No.656277
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She says she doesn't, but they sell them in Roukanken, a neighborhood in the next town over, Gray Town.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:44 No.656283
Hopefully there is some repel, or we'll never find the sneaky bastard.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:45 No.656327
>dem filenames
Bravo, OP, bravo!

Go there.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:46 No.656332
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:47 No.656360
Yeah, go to Gray Town, since we can't find the thing. Then we can beat the gym, learn cut, then go to the other town.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:48 No.656400
We really need to level our guys. We're really underlevelled. The first Gym Leader had a level 31 guy and the last time we fought Tom he had his guys somewhere in the 20's
I mean, safe for Durama+na^nth none of our guys are really getting any exp or levels.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:50 No.656442
arbitrary training montage scene. THEN Gray town.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:52 No.656483
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She sticks you in the basket of her bike to head to gray town but you tell her you want to bust some faces before you go there.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:56 No.656548
Well it seems we'll need to just use Hypno and Bulbasaur?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:56 No.656569
Well maybe if Duramana wasn't the only new Pokemon OP put some thought into, we'd have a better party at the moment
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:58 No.656617
The other ones are fine it's just Duramanananananana has gotten the most use. unfortunately he has NoOffensiveMoves
>> TRAINING MONTAGE GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)02:59 No.656633
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You level Darumanananananana to level 25. Along the way he learns the following but does not evolve. Pick your set of four.

Swords Dance
Acid Armor
Dragon Dance
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)02:59 No.656639
imagine if he had quick attack
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:01 No.656691
What does he currently know?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:02 No.656698
Okay, we need to keep Baton Pass and Sand Attack, that's for sure.
Oh geeze, I don't even know what to pick.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:02 No.656718
Cosmic Power
Dragon Dance
Baton Pass
Sand Attack?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:03 No.656737
Right now he knows:
Baton Pass, Sand Attack, Leer, and Cosmic Power.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:03 No.656738
dragon dance
acid armor
do we have sand attack
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:04 No.656762
Growl, Leer, Cosmic Power, and Baton Pass
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:04 No.656775
dragon dance in case we learn an attack
recover to stay alive and fuck some stats
sand attack to destroy accuracy
and baton pass

lead with dura
rape accuracy
baton pass
heal if necessary
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:05 No.656781
no wait, it's sand attack not growl.
we got rid of growl for cosmic power
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:05 No.656783
Dragon Dance
Baton Pass
Acid Armor
Sand Attack
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:05 No.656785
>Dragon Dance
>No Baton Pass
What's the point of boosting his attack power when he has no damaging attacks?
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)03:07 No.656847
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You're playing a game with items so recover is functionally useless. You go with this guy's set.

It also doesn't make sense to have any move that doubles up on a stat since you can only raise a stat six times anyway.

Anyway, you level Snowbirga up to 18 and he evolves into Prusfau. The most useful abilities have been selected. Drill Peck, Extreme Cold, Mind Reader, Chatter.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:07 No.656848
what if we get an attack sometime?

dargon dance
baton pass
sand attack
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:08 No.656872
I dont really think we need recover.
I mean we can lead with Cosmic Power and up def and sp. def 7 stages or lead with sand attack and lower accuracy 7 stages. either way we're gonna survive to set up and Pass
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:08 No.656883
this set would have been best :[

choo choo
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:09 No.656892
I wonder what Kelschii will become?
>> ZAC 07/28/10(Wed)03:09 No.656894
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:10 No.656911
>what if we get an attack sometime?
It should be obvious at this point that Darumananana is never getting a damaging attack. It's his gimmick. It can attack multiple times, but not with anything that does actual damage, just buffs/debuffs.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)03:11 No.656942
Cosmic power raises Defense and Special Defense by one stage. Used 7 times in a row, the 6th time gets a "Did nothing" because you can only raise something 6 stages.

Dragon Dance raises Attack and Speed by one stage.

You can buy items in the store and there aren't going to be any link-cable battles or no-items battles.

Accuracy is the most important thing to lower in an opponent.

You can baton pass full Attack, Defense, Special Defense, and Speed in 2 turns. 2.5 turns if you count that you're absolutely going first on the 3rd turn because 6 speed boosts.

Now I'm willing to UNDO AND PICK A DIFFERENT SET but I think this is what you want.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:12 No.656972
Yes, this is good. Let's continue.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:12 No.656974
Remember to keep Baton Pass!
He already knows it.

Dragon Dance
Cosmic Power
Sand Attack
Baton Pass
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:13 No.656980
At least OP agrees with my set. Though it probably helped that I submitted my suggestion first
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:14 No.657017
The Duramananananana is set, and is statistically sound. It will easily cut out future grinding.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:15 No.657027
leer instead of recover
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)03:15 No.657041
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Kelschii did not yet evolve, at level 25.

The moves he had were Reef, Cush, and Blunt.

Over the course of leveling to level 25 he learned bounce, ember, sleep powder, and joint.

Which ones do you want?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:17 No.657066
sleep powder

captcha was godley one :D
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:17 No.657067
Sleep Powder would be handy.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:17 No.657068
What does Joint do?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:18 No.657096
What do Reef, Cush, Blunt, and Joint do?
Ember could be interesting on a grass type
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)03:24 No.657203
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Blunt is a physical grass attack like Vine Whip.

Cush is targetted rest. You can use it for a 100% sleep on an opponent or ally. It heals them for half their max health and makes them sleep. Allies wake up on the next turn, opponents stay asleep.

Reef is a physical water attack.

Joint allows you to switch out for your opponent's current pokemon for 3 turns. As in, you commandeer him from your opponent. It does not work if it's your opponent's last pokemon, or if it's a wild pokemon. If you kill your opponent's second-to-last with it, he becomes unjointed.


The other Pokemon you leveled was Entendre. He learned only enough moves to max out his 4 which were Idea, Astonish, Head Butt, and Flicker.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:27 No.657253
We already have a sleep move, this will give us a nice elemental spread.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:29 No.657287
Replace Ember with Joint, possibly more tactical
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:29 No.657296
>We already have a sleep move
A 100% accurate sleep move, despite the health restoration. I agree with this list.
But I'm kinda thinking that Joint might be useful. Any way to fit that in there?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:29 No.657304
Joint seems kinda tricky so: Reef, Blunt, Ember, and Sleep Powder is my vote
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:30 No.657327
Cush > Sleep powder I'd say
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:32 No.657352
Actually, screw that. I misread Joint the first time I read it.
uhhhhh... Swap out Reef or Ember for Joint then, I guess
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:33 No.657380
All this move selecting is quite an ordeal.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)03:35 No.657417
Oh, btw. All four of the original Kelschii moves are one-of-a-kind to Kelschii only.

Only way you'll get those moves again is with a Smeargle and a trainer controlled Kelschii.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)03:36 No.657429
Er. Sorry. Misread my notes. Not Cush... Other pokemon have Cush.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:36 No.657435
Well then
it is
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:37 No.657443
Almost as much of an ordeal as selecting our pants.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:37 No.657452
Then I vote we stick with these. Blunt, Cush, Reef, and Joint. I had a feeling they were unique to Kelschii.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)03:39 No.657481
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You practice your juggling while you ponder over the fate of your little marijuana jokemon.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/28/10(Wed)03:40 No.657488
blunt cush joint reef
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:41 No.657502
Unique moves, ho!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:44 No.657553
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Gotta say, Datass is quite talented with her mouth
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)03:47 No.657586
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You make your way to Gray Town. Are we heading to the Gym in Hakurouken or the mall in Roukanken?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:47 No.657587
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>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:48 No.657604
Go to the mall and get a knife to cut the ropes
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:49 No.657611
I guess we'll buy some balls, some potions, and some repel, then go to the Gym.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:52 No.657657
We require a cutting tool
to the mall!

Captcha says "To injuries"
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:53 No.657670
You need a new fedora. Go to the mall.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)03:54 No.657687
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Let's go to the maaaalll....
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)03:55 No.657707
Play in the fountain
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)03:59 No.657772
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You enter the mall. As soon as you walk in, the clerk behind the counter asks, "Are you here to sell this person?"
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:00 No.657776
Worst comes to worst and we dont find something sharp in the mart, maybe Nurse Joy has a Scalpel or something we can cut the ropes with
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:00 No.657782
HIMYM reference. You are too awesome, OP.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:01 No.657790
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:02 No.657811
how much longer till the thread commits seppuku?

>prophet confines
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:02 No.657813
What? NO! You're gonna sell us into slavery or some shit!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:03 No.657821
Ask how much we can get for her
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:04 No.657835
I am curious as to where this will lead.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:04 No.657847
This please.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:06 No.657867
You realize the cashier thinks Clarissa wants to sell Datlass, right?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:06 No.657877
Sell her but leave the pants!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:07 No.657885
Barter her for some pokeballs.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:07 No.657888
Don't sell the pants!
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)04:07 No.657892
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You nod your head yes to Clarissa, who seems very confused but then trusts you to roll with it.

"How much would she go for? She's 10 years old."

The clerk repsonds, "What trainer abilities does she have? It depends."
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:07 No.657898
Leave the pants with you!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:08 No.657904
>What trainer abilities does she have?
We can juggle!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:08 No.657909
Have her untie us and use ARMS!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:10 No.657954
She is incapable of having a pokemon battle without doing something violent to her opponent.

Also, ARMS and juggling sans ARMS.
>> Pink Mage !CurlyBOCPY 07/28/10(Wed)04:11 No.657965


>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)04:12 No.657974
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Wait! Clarissa thinks she meant to sell YOU! You meant to say you were selling Clarissa!

Clarissa reads your trainer card and then explains it all.

"Well she can JUGGLE and has some pretty tough ARMs. She has the COSTUME ability and can apparently chew through ropes if that counts as a trainer ability."

"It does."

"Uh huh. So how much does she go for?"

"About 200,000."
>> ZAC 07/28/10(Wed)04:12 No.657976
she can flip
that a skill
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:30 No.658152
We get half
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:30 No.658158
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:31 No.658168
what next?
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:31 No.658169
>Wait! Clarissa thinks she meant to sell YOU!
Pretty slow on the uptake, Datass.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:31 No.658171
That's not a bad sum.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:31 No.658180
Okay that's enough, time to use ARMS to break free!

That or just ask Clarissa to settle for buying something sharp to free you with instead.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)04:32 No.658189
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"Huh. What do you think, Datass? Is 200,000 a good price for a trainer like you?"

The store clerk looks at your teeth.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:34 No.658247

use Bite
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:34 No.658250
>Is 200,000 a good price for a trainer like you?
No way! I'm worth at least 500,000!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:35 No.658271
hey hey, careful! We juggle with those!
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:39 No.658351
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)04:40 No.658377
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You shake your head no no no no no no no!

"That's a lame price and you KNOW it. A Trainer like Datass is worth at LEAST 500k."

"I don't know what market you've been going to but that ain't the price. It's 200-thow."
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:41 No.658407
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:44 No.658457
Screw this rip-off. Sell our extra stuff, buy some potions, balls, and repel and let's go play in the fountain.
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:44 No.658464
Ask if we can trade her for something instead.
>> GENERATION 6 07/28/10(Wed)04:45 No.658477
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Clarissa picks you up and heads for the door.

"Well if that's the price then we'll do business elsewhere."


Clarissa stops.

"Ok. I'll buy her for 500k but no higher."
>> Anonymous 07/28/10(Wed)04:46 No.658501
a new world awaits!
>> Pink Mage !CurlyBOCPY 07/28/10(Wed)04:47 No.658510