>Older threads here: http://www.newrem.com/adventuresOn the last episode of POKéMON QUEST Datass fought her rival in another POKéMON BATTLE. Datass's Snowbirga proved too powerful for Tom's Hypno and Datass was victorious! She won a Bulbasaur and Hypno for her efforts, and also scored a neat Tophat.Datass ventured into the dark depths of the PRISMATIC FOREST and met up with an old friend, COOL TRAINER F Clarissa! Clarissa was in a bit of a ... ...wait for it... ... here it comes... .*BIND* and Datass rushed to untie her. Unfortunately for Datass, Clarissa's captor was waiting and tied Datass up as well!We join her now... WHAT EXCITING NEW TALE WILL UNFOLD?
Oh no! Whatever shall we do?!
Rape her.
Is he gonna try and hit them with a train or something?
YOU DOCTOR/LAWYER YET?
use Struggle
unfold datass of course
I've been waiting all day for this!
Wait for the plot to advance
Clarissa must get past a captcha to continue her adventure
>>653846You Struggle...
You're hit with recoil.
Wait for help.
all fields
shoot off a signal flare
omg I have an idea. Keep struggling until the ropes get SO TIGHT that Datass's body breaks them!
>>654069go sage one of the five thousand captcha threads
Oh hey. A Chimchar. Maybe he can help you.
oh look a tripfag who will draw fifty shitty frames for a thread no one cares about
every field
give him a pokeball so he can roll around on it and collect things
>>654170You got to burn the rope.
Ask the Chimchar if he has opposable thumbs. If so, make him untie you.
>>654178>implying they have a triptell the chimchar he has to burn the rope, so you can defeat the Grinning Colossus
chew through clarissa's ropesthen have her un-tie you
draw faster
chimchar use ember plz
sage
Why are these threads the only one being attacked by sagefags?
>>654345because they're the only good ones and there are too many idiot who think that saging something good makes them cool.
must capture ropemon
Whelp. The chimchar runs off. I guess you'll chew through her ropes.
shine
Stop sagefagging
Skillfully un-thread the rope with your hands one by one.
>>654401I've never played the Monkey Island games.Looks like we'll need to escape another way. Chew Clarissa's ropes.
>>654401Stupid monkey!Well, chew through the ropes and have Clarissa on watch out just in case RopeMon comes back.
>>654401Could always try yelling for help
heather
fuck you chimcharNOMNOM THAT ROPE
whatever. You successfully chew your way out of this situation, freeing Clarissa.
Kay, what next?
>>654495Sorry OP.
shaedo
>>654522Clarissa explains that she's unable to untie your ropes. You're going to have to get something to CUT them with!
free yourself using MANGRIT
PANTS FUCK YEAH
The Top Hat, It's quite sharp around the rims.
How are we going to get HM01 if we're tied up in a forest?
there's an hm on that blanket
>>654617Your MANGRIT fails.>this Captcha is really bugging me.
Have Clarissa carry you over her shoulder
yea captcha sucks...uhm can't you slide your arms under your legs? flexible woman!
>>654678I kno rite? Not as bad as a certain other place I used to visit, you had to use it even if you were a fucking admin.
Have Clarissa send out your ice-bird thing. Make it peck the ropes off.
Yell out for help. Or kick one your own pokeballs.
>>654696I guess that'll have to work for now.
Fuck it, I using a guide>Ask Clarissa to draw a circle around you>Say "BACON KIWI SUNDAE SURPRISE">???>PROFIT
what pokemon does Clarissa have?
stupid clarissa Datass freaking -chewed- through your ropes you can find a way >:(
Tell her to chew through yours woman! She owes you one teething.
>>654798She got that Tant somehow.
let's see if tant can help?
Oh shit. She got pants.
Trust me, guys. Clarissa is totally useless. That Tant does not have cut, nor do the other two.So what do we do now? Pursue the thing that tied us up, head on, or head back and ask for help in town?
Pursue it.
We clearly need something that can CUT. Will we find it at the other end of the forest?
guess we out to go to town unless Clarissa is planning to use our tied up body as a flail
use clafairy's super hearing to find the rope guythat might just be clefable though
USE PURSUIT!then use BITE since you can't punch or anything
>>654949Smart thing to to would be to go back to town and ask for help
>my Captcha was Foxy Grandpa.>>655023>>654964Clarissa seems to know which way the thing went after it tied you up. She carries you in that direction.
Go fight the next gym leader tied up. It should unlock an easter egg or something.
my captcha was ornery chief
>Pokemon are only violent if you're moving I guess.RANDOM ENCOUNTER.
FUCK I'm pretty lost here because I wasn't able to see yesterday's thread!>>654678Yeah, I thought the Captcha might have been a deal breaker for this thread. I know I wouldn't want to do this with that stupid thing every post.>>654949Go after whoever tied you up? Fuck I'm totally clueless here.
So. Will we be able to use our own pokemon, or do we have to rely on Clarissa?
>>655155>Link's at the top of the thread, bro. I archive these just for you.A WILD SINGOWL WANTS TO FIGHT. But only one of them. Will you handle this fight or should Clarissa? Clarissa is following your orders for now.
>>655278ASK HIM ABOUT THE MOONA AND THE JUNEA AND THE SPRINGA
our pokemon are too high or too low in level. Hopefully Clarissa's pokemon are balanced enough to help us catch them.
>>655295Oh u
>>655295You use the Trainer ACTION: TALK.Singowl uses SING. You fall asleep.Looks like it's up to Clarissa now.
Not again. Go Jigglypuss!
>>655399singoff!
she sends out her first pokemon. Clefairy.
It's an owl, so it probably has insomnia. Use Double-Slap
Singowl uses Sing.Clefairy is Unaffected.
Clefairy uses Double Slap.Hit 5 times!
Double-Slap him.
Pokeball!
if we catch it, does Datass get it or Clarissa?
>>655732>Only if Datass throws the ball. Also, protip. These fucking birds are EVERYWHERE and you only have two Pokeballs.Clefairy has fallen inlove with Singowl.
well damn.HUG IT TO DEATH
Bag Singowl in, well, a bag, and catch it for reals laterThen let it stay with the Clefairy
Switch for a Jigglypuss, hopefully it won't fall in love on the first turn in.
Carve a spell invoking elves and such using your TRUSTY KNIFE
>>655805Clefairy hugs the Singowl.
if we had a knife we wouldn't be in our predicament.
>>655964incoming brick joke
>>655968>>655938>You can only use that knife for suicide, but now is not the time for that.Singowl faints. You win the fight!
Now let's continue after that rope wielding pokemon!
OH GOD! THAT OWL LOVES TO SING-A. ABOUT THE MOON-A AND THE JUNE-A AND THE SPRING-A! Or so i've heard
>>656056Clarissa explains that you won't be able to track it anymore after a pokemon battle because that delayed us long enough for it to get long away.You'll have to think of a way to keep Pokemon from attacking you.
>>656025YAFF YAFF YAFF
Ask Clarissa if she has a Repel on her
>>656144>quote and notcurlybrace.jpg
>>656166She says she doesn't, but they sell them in Roukanken, a neighborhood in the next town over, Gray Town.
Hopefully there is some repel, or we'll never find the sneaky bastard.
>>655964>>656025>dem filenamesBravo, OP, bravo!>>656277Go there.
>filenameWelp, ALL ABOARD! WOO WOOOOOOO!
Yeah, go to Gray Town, since we can't find the thing. Then we can beat the gym, learn cut, then go to the other town.
We really need to level our guys. We're really underlevelled. The first Gym Leader had a level 31 guy and the last time we fought Tom he had his guys somewhere in the 20'sI mean, safe for Durama+na^nth none of our guys are really getting any exp or levels.
arbitrary training montage scene. THEN Gray town.
>>656442She sticks you in the basket of her bike to head to gray town but you tell her you want to bust some faces before you go there.
Well it seems we'll need to just use Hypno and Bulbasaur?
Well maybe if Duramana wasn't the only new Pokemon OP put some thought into, we'd have a better party at the moment
The other ones are fine it's just Duramanananananana has gotten the most use. unfortunately he has NoOffensiveMoves
You level Darumanananananana to level 25. Along the way he learns the following but does not evolve. Pick your set of four.Swords DanceAgilityAcid ArmorRecoverDragon Dance
>>656617imagine if he had quick attack
>>656633What does he currently know?
>>656633Okay, we need to keep Baton Pass and Sand Attack, that's for sure.Oh geeze, I don't even know what to pick.
>>656633Cosmic PowerDragon DanceBaton PassSand Attack?
>>656691Right now he knows:Baton Pass, Sand Attack, Leer, and Cosmic Power.
dragon dancerecoveracid armordo we have sand attack
>>656691Growl, Leer, Cosmic Power, and Baton Pass
>>656738dragon dance in case we learn an attackrecover to stay alive and fuck some statssand attack to destroy accuracyand baton passlead with durarape accuracybaton passheal if necessary
>>656762no wait, it's sand attack not growl.we got rid of growl for cosmic power
Dragon DanceBaton PassAcid ArmorSand Attack
>>656738>Dragon Dance>No Baton PassWhat's the point of boosting his attack power when he has no damaging attacks?
>>656718You're playing a game with items so recover is functionally useless. You go with this guy's set.It also doesn't make sense to have any move that doubles up on a stat since you can only raise a stat six times anyway.Anyway, you level Snowbirga up to 18 and he evolves into Prusfau. The most useful abilities have been selected. Drill Peck, Extreme Cold, Mind Reader, Chatter.
>>656785what if we get an attack sometime?dargon dancebaton passleersand attack
>>656775I dont really think we need recover.I mean we can lead with Cosmic Power and up def and sp. def 7 stages or lead with sand attack and lower accuracy 7 stages. either way we're gonna survive to set up and Pass
>>656848this set would have been best :[choo choo
I wonder what Kelschii will become?
>>656783agree
>>656848>what if we get an attack sometime?It should be obvious at this point that Darumananana is never getting a damaging attack. It's his gimmick. It can attack multiple times, but not with anything that does actual damage, just buffs/debuffs.
Cosmic power raises Defense and Special Defense by one stage. Used 7 times in a row, the 6th time gets a "Did nothing" because you can only raise something 6 stages.Dragon Dance raises Attack and Speed by one stage.You can buy items in the store and there aren't going to be any link-cable battles or no-items battles.Accuracy is the most important thing to lower in an opponent.You can baton pass full Attack, Defense, Special Defense, and Speed in 2 turns. 2.5 turns if you count that you're absolutely going first on the 3rd turn because 6 speed boosts.Now I'm willing to UNDO AND PICK A DIFFERENT SET but I think this is what you want.
>>656942Yes, this is good. Let's continue.
>>656633SEE GUYS! I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY! DRAGON DANCE!Remember to keep Baton Pass!>>656785He already knows it.Dragon DanceCosmic PowerSand AttackBaton Pass
>>656942At least OP agrees with my set. Though it probably helped that I submitted my suggestion first
The Duramananananana is set, and is statistically sound. It will easily cut out future grinding.
>>656942leer instead of recover
Kelschii did not yet evolve, at level 25.The moves he had were Reef, Cush, and Blunt.Over the course of leveling to level 25 he learned bounce, ember, sleep powder, and joint.Which ones do you want?
jointbluntreef sleep powdercaptcha was godley one :D
Sleep Powder would be handy.
>>657041What does Joint do?
>>657041What do Reef, Cush, Blunt, and Joint do?Ember could be interesting on a grass type
Blunt is a physical grass attack like Vine Whip.Cush is targetted rest. You can use it for a 100% sleep on an opponent or ally. It heals them for half their max health and makes them sleep. Allies wake up on the next turn, opponents stay asleep.Reef is a physical water attack.Joint allows you to switch out for your opponent's current pokemon for 3 turns. As in, you commandeer him from your opponent. It does not work if it's your opponent's last pokemon, or if it's a wild pokemon. If you kill your opponent's second-to-last with it, he becomes unjointed.~~~The other Pokemon you leveled was Entendre. He learned only enough moves to max out his 4 which were Idea, Astonish, Head Butt, and Flicker.
BluntCushReefEmberWe already have a sleep move, this will give us a nice elemental spread.
>>657253Replace Ember with Joint, possibly more tactical
>>657253>We already have a sleep moveA 100% accurate sleep move, despite the health restoration. I agree with this list.But I'm kinda thinking that Joint might be useful. Any way to fit that in there?
Joint seems kinda tricky so: Reef, Blunt, Ember, and Sleep Powder is my vote
>>657304Cush > Sleep powder I'd say
>>657304Actually, screw that. I misread Joint the first time I read it.uhhhhh... Swap out Reef or Ember for Joint then, I guess
All this move selecting is quite an ordeal.
Oh, btw. All four of the original Kelschii moves are one-of-a-kind to Kelschii only.Only way you'll get those moves again is with a Smeargle and a trainer controlled Kelschii.
Er. Sorry. Misread my notes. Not Cush... Other pokemon have Cush.
Well thenCushReefBluntJoint it is
Almost as much of an ordeal as selecting our pants.
>>657417Then I vote we stick with these. Blunt, Cush, Reef, and Joint. I had a feeling they were unique to Kelschii.
You practice your juggling while you ponder over the fate of your little marijuana jokemon.
>>657481blunt cush joint reefduh
Unique moves, ho!
>>657481Gotta say, Datass is quite talented with her mouth
>>657553>ass2mouthYou make your way to Gray Town. Are we heading to the Gym in Hakurouken or the mall in Roukanken?
>>657553OH U
>>657586Go to the mall and get a knife to cut the ropes
I guess we'll buy some balls, some potions, and some repel, then go to the Gym.
We require a cutting toolto the mall!Captcha says "To injuries"
You need a new fedora. Go to the mall.
Let's go to the maaaalll....
Play in the fountain
You enter the mall. As soon as you walk in, the clerk behind the counter asks, "Are you here to sell this person?"
>>657687Worst comes to worst and we dont find something sharp in the mart, maybe Nurse Joy has a Scalpel or something we can cut the ropes with
>>657687HIMYM reference. You are too awesome, OP.
>>657772SAY YESOH GOD SAY YES
how much longer till the thread commits seppuku?>prophet confines
>>657790What? NO! You're gonna sell us into slavery or some shit!
>>657772Ask how much we can get for her
I am curious as to where this will lead.
>>657821This please.
>>657821You realize the cashier thinks Clarissa wants to sell Datlass, right?
Sell her but leave the pants!
Barter her for some pokeballs.
Don't sell the pants!
>>657821You nod your head yes to Clarissa, who seems very confused but then trusts you to roll with it."How much would she go for? She's 10 years old."The clerk repsonds, "What trainer abilities does she have? It depends."
Leave the pants with you!
>>657892>What trainer abilities does she have?We can juggle!
>>657892Have her untie us and use ARMS!
>>657892She is incapable of having a pokemon battle without doing something violent to her opponent.Also, ARMS and juggling sans ARMS.
THESE THREADSARE THE BEST THREADSEVER
Wait! Clarissa thinks she meant to sell YOU! You meant to say you were selling Clarissa!Clarissa reads your trainer card and then explains it all."Well she can JUGGLE and has some pretty tough ARMs. She has the COSTUME ability and can apparently chew through ropes if that counts as a trainer ability.""It does.""Uh huh. So how much does she go for?""About 200,000."
she can flipthat a skill
... We get half
>>657327SELL THE ROPES!
what next?
>>657974>Wait! Clarissa thinks she meant to sell YOU!Pretty slow on the uptake, Datass.
>>657974That's not a bad sum.
>>657974Okay that's enough, time to use ARMS to break free!That or just ask Clarissa to settle for buying something sharp to free you with instead.
>CAPTCHA. LET ME POST. I'M ENTERING IT IN RIGHT."Huh. What do you think, Datass? Is 200,000 a good price for a trainer like you?"The store clerk looks at your teeth.
inorite?use Bite
>>658189>Is 200,000 a good price for a trainer like you?No way! I'm worth at least 500,000!
>>658189hey hey, careful! We juggle with those!
BITE
>>658250You shake your head no no no no no no no!"That's a lame price and you KNOW it. A Trainer like Datass is worth at LEAST 500k.""I don't know what market you've been going to but that ain't the price. It's 200-thow."
HOP AWAY, DATLASS! HOP TO FREEDOM!
Screw this rip-off. Sell our extra stuff, buy some potions, balls, and repel and let's go play in the fountain.
>>658377Ask if we can trade her for something instead.
>>658407Clarissa picks you up and heads for the door."Well if that's the price then we'll do business elsewhere.""Wait."Clarissa stops."Ok. I'll buy her for 500k but no higher."
alrighta new world awaits!
