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POKéMON QUEST GENERATION 6 07/23/10(Fri)01:16 No.453535  
Welcome to the EXCITING WORLD OF POKEMON. Before we begin, are you a BOY or a GIRL?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:17 No.453557
girl
>> GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK 07/23/10(Fri)01:17 No.453568
A GARY
>> GojiraMan !!YPuwWAOdN82 07/23/10(Fri)01:18 No.453589
The question mark, man.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:18 No.453597
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:19 No.453618
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WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME THIS?

I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:20 No.453658
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>>453557
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:21 No.453680
>>453658
Datass
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:24 No.453785
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>>453680
Well Hello, DATASS, I am PROFESSOR LOCUST. I am named after a kind of TREE. I call myself the POKéMON PROF.

You will be training these ADORABLE little things to be your best friend!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:27 No.453865
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apparently im a man...?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:28 No.453883
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And here is who you could have been if you had rolled up a boy! He is a hipster faggot. What was his name again?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:29 No.453909
>>453883
Nigger Dicks McGee
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:29 No.453911
>>453883
MAX X
>> BROserade !!VopCFBpWokQ 07/23/10(Fri)01:29 No.453927
>>453883

SLAGATHOR
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:29 No.453931
>>453883
That scarf is very Fourth Doctor.

Let's call him Tom.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:33 No.454053
>>453883
DICKS

In all caps.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:33 No.454066
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You and TOM MAXNIGGERS MCSLAGGATHOR have been rivals since you were BABIES. Anyway, it's time for you to enter the world of POKéMON.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:36 No.454180
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>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:38 No.454240
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I'm a boy, but I prefer to play as the girl, so I can fap to her in a regular basis looking at the minuscule sprite on my DS screen.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:39 No.454263
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Woah that was crazy! You finish playing with your VIRTUAL BOY and get ready for your big day! You are in the only other room in the house besides the living room, your bedroom! It is the only bedroom in all of the world of Pokemon except for that one kid in Celadon City, and that bitch from Saffron.

WHAT DO?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:40 No.454296
>>454263
Play more Virtual Boy!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:40 No.454321
Get raped by the Prof.
>> BROserade !!VopCFBpWokQ 07/23/10(Fri)01:41 No.454335
>>454263

Virtual boy?

Whatthefuckamireading.jpg

Anyway. EXAMINE INVENTORY
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:42 No.454355
>>454263
Quickly retrieve arms from dresser.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:43 No.454401
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>>454296
You don't have any games but you wouldn't know the difference because you're a girl. You make buzzing sounds with your mouth for 10 minutes.
>> Mudkip !!TcTyrYFxufb 07/23/10(Fri)01:44 No.454436
>>454401
Then she goes to the Prof. after being bitched at by her Mom.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:45 No.454458
>>454401

Stop buzzing.

Go downstairs. Clothes optional.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:45 No.454478
>>454401
study hard and become a doctor or a lawyer
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:45 No.454483
and then OP is naked.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:45 No.454486
>>454401
Heeeey I know that art!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:46 No.454513
>>454486
It looks like every drawfag art on 4chan.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:47 No.454539
>>454513
To the untrained eye. Also, recurring character.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:48 No.454559
>>454401

fuck your mom
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:48 No.454560
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>>454355
Your arms are not kept in your dresser. You store your arms in your computer.

You currently have your arms equipped so you don't need to go get them.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:48 No.454577
>>454539
my eye is very trained from all dem vidya gaymz
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:49 No.454601
>>454560
inb4 ps3 fags
>> BROserade !!VopCFBpWokQ 07/23/10(Fri)01:49 No.454613
>>454560

Look at the size of that TV goddamn.

And is that a Wii? The fuck you playing a virtual boy for?

Go downstairs so your mom can give you the generic "10 years old off on poke-adventure" speech.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:49 No.454621
Successful drawfag is successful.

Continue, I am amuse
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:49 No.454625
>>454560

Go put your arms back in the comupter
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:50 No.454654
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>>454539
((please don't spoil this for everybody. You know everybody and their mother hates me.))

>>454478
NO WAY MAN. YOU'RE GOING 2 B A MASTAH.
>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)01:52 No.454710
>>454654
Well, I don't, but ok.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:53 No.454763
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>>454613
What? That's not a Wii, it's an XBox360, but the only reason to play it is to show everybody online you're playing it. When you want to game for actual enjoyment, you play the old handhelds, or in the case of today, Face-Helds.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:53 No.454767
mark get out
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:54 No.454792
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>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)01:54 No.454813
>>454654
Find Locusts lab goddomot. Everyone else is just trying to slow you down... I want to see what starters you invented.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:54 No.454818
Enough of this expositiony crap. Time to head downstairs and meet some characters!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:54 No.454828
>>454763
Go downstairs and demand your mom makes you a sammich.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:56 No.454865
>>454560
Equip sword and get the fuck out of my house in order to kill pokeymans and gain experience
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:56 No.454867
>TO the professarrrrr
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:58 No.454914
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OK SO ANYWAY You're heading downstairs now. Your mom is at the table but she just wants your money so no need to talk to her.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)01:59 No.454967
>>454914
Break and enter your rivals house.
>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)02:00 No.454990
>>454914
Go outside and look for the building that doesn't look like every other house. There should only be about 4 buildings anyways.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:01 No.455032
>>454914
Sell yourself on the street for Potion money.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:02 No.455045
>>454990
More like 3.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:02 No.455057
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>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)02:04 No.455106
>>455057
Perfect! It's right next door. Go there.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:04 No.455121
>>455057
Enter the goddam lab.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:05 No.455140
>>455057
Fuck the lab! Go talk to the random citizens who don't have houses!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:05 No.455141
>>455057
Suddenly I found a sword in the floor :3
>> Raichu !aIwLlZoJ4o 07/23/10(Fri)02:05 No.455167
>This is my grandson.
>Ehm... What is his name again?

lawl wut?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:06 No.455171
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So in which of the Pokemon games was the professor actually home at the start of the game and ready to give you your first pokemon without a random encounter that demonstrated that you can catch pokemon without pokemon, but only if you're a professor?
>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)02:07 No.455220
>>455171
THIS ONE (hopefully). If not run into the closest patch of tall grass and he should show up.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:11 No.455334
Go raep your rival
>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)02:11 No.455346
Uhg bump because nothing
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:12 No.455376
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>>455140
You talk to a homeless person.

>"You ever notice that SilphCo Owns just about every aspect of our lives? They make the pokeballs, they enforce a P with two lines through it form of currency, and they have propogandized us into thinking that this glorified version of cockfighting is OK because the monsters dutifully obey us after we beat them into submission and encase them in a mind control ball."

>"The balls clearly do this, too. What the hell is with Pokemon Trading? I find this fundamentally sick. If you ask me, this is all a crazy conspiracy so that they can have unlimited funding for depraved experiments like Porygon and Mewtwo."
>> Latios !40m3P/PoKE 07/23/10(Fri)02:12 No.455400
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>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:14 No.455454
go try to walk into the tall grass until someone gives you all the legendaries
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:14 No.455459
Raep the homeless man and steal his pokemanz
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:15 No.455507
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SUDDENLY...
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:15 No.455510
>>455454
Then raep the legendaries
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:16 No.455531
>>455507
Raep hm
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:17 No.455566
This story needz moar raep
>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)02:18 No.455597
>>455507
Kick him off the bike
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:18 No.455617
>>455507
Get the fuck out of the way before that asshole runs you down.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:19 No.455649
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>>455531
Try as you like, you are unable to rape whoever that dashing man on the bike was.
>> Holden Caulfield !!m7XhxC+5SQm 07/23/10(Fri)02:20 No.455673
Girl thankfully, the boys get such shit designs.
>> Keith 1419 9687 2529 07/23/10(Fri)02:21 No.455733
Try to make it to the nearest hospital.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:21 No.455745
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>>455649
The Professor shows up! He asks you to come inside his lab because you're late for picking up your pokemon!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:22 No.455770
>>455745

Flip him the bird
>> Holden Caulfield !!m7XhxC+5SQm 07/23/10(Fri)02:22 No.455779
>>455745
FIRE TYPE PICK THE FIRE TYPE
THAT WAY YOU DONT HAVE TO TRAIN ONE LATE IN THE GAME
>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)02:23 No.455789
>>455745
>>455770
Then go in and ask what he has.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:23 No.455820
>>455745
What are our options?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:24 No.455838
>>455789
>>455820
>>455779
Fuck choosing
Just take all of them
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:25 No.455863
>>455838
Pick a pokemon.
Attack Professor with Pokemon
Take other 2
????
PROFIT!
>> Charmander !!SmBdM6alF/m 07/23/10(Fri)02:27 No.455925
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>>455863
>>455863
i like that.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:27 No.455929
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>>455820
GLAD YOU ASKED.

You could go with the ICE-FLYING type, Snowbirga, the Electric-FIRE type, Duramana, or the Grass-Poison type, Kelschi!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:27 No.455946
>>455929
Electric-fire.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:28 No.455960
>>455929
ALL OF THEM
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:28 No.455962
>>455929
electric fire
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:28 No.455971
normal game rules don't apply to you. take all of the starters and escape into the woods, it is impossible for anyone to follow you.
>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)02:28 No.455977
>>455929
Always fire. Are the first evolutions dual type as well?
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)02:29 No.456002
ice flying you say...
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:29 No.456009
Grass/Poison is BORING, and Ice/Flying isn't that rare.

Electric/Fire? There's something totally new! Get that!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:30 No.456015
>>455929
The fuck?
What do they look like?
>> Holden Caulfield !!m7XhxC+5SQm 07/23/10(Fri)02:30 No.456038
>>455929
Take the fire one then take them all.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:30 No.456046
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>>455946
DURUMANA the DURUMA pokemon. These pokemon can only be toppled by hitting them with heavy hammers. Durumana have a STOIC and ANGRY nature, and their pokemon power RAISES GRASS DEFENSE in a pinch.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:31 No.456052
>>455929
Take all of them and ABSCOND
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)02:31 No.456074
>>456046
a fire electric needs grass defense above all else
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:32 No.456089
>>456046
DIGLETT?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:32 No.456104
>>456015

Yeah, but ground still fucks your shit up. Which makes me think; Fire/Grass would be fucking amazing. But what the fuck Pokemon would that be? Burning oak log?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:32 No.456121
>>455929
>>456046


yu speeeled der names rong
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:33 No.456134
>>456046
It's a... Battery?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:34 No.456153
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>>456002
SNOWBIRGA, the FROZEN DODO pokemon. Snowbirgas can reach temperatures of NEGATIVE 8000000000000 F. They have a BEAUTIFUL and PRISSY nature and their pokemon power ALLOWS THEM TO WOW THE CROWD.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:35 No.456197
I love how OP is being completely sarcastic with the starters.

Did you make these up on the spot or put some thought into them? Either way, +1 internets.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:35 No.456199
>>456153
I AM WOW'D
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:35 No.456216
I think OP means this. http://g4tv.com/videos/21410/Unbeatable-Banzuke---Super-Daruma/
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:36 No.456249
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>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:37 No.456271
This is relavent
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:37 No.456276
DURUMANA
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:38 No.456300
>>455171
Y'know that this is basically what will happen at the start of BW, right?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:39 No.456348
CONT. OP
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:40 No.456371
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KELSCHII, the POISONOUS LEAF Pokemon. Kelschiis are dangerous when exposed to an open flame or water vapor as they emit harmful neurotoxins that attack the brain when threatened. Kelschii has a OUT OF IT and CALM nature, and his POKEMON POWER can cause other pokemon to get REALLY USED TO FIGHTING HIM AND ANGRY WHEN THEY DON'T GET TO.
>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)02:41 No.456421
Fire electric because lawl stupid pokeman. I wouldn't be surprised if they made it a real pokeman. Stupid GameFreak
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:42 No.456431
>>456276
Lol, i change my choice to KELSCHII.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:43 No.456465
>>456371

GO GO GO
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)02:45 No.456528
i choose gun
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:45 No.456534
>>456371
A Pot Pokemon? Really, OP?
Choose Snowbirga.
Make it freeze Professor to death with it's impossible cold body
take other two
Loot the place while we're at it.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:45 No.456535
TAKE ALL OF THEM
FLEE, PREFERABLY WHILE MAKING CURLY-ESQUE "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP" NOISES
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:45 No.456537
duramana is obviously superior. he looks like he's ready to fuck some shit up. we must choose him
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:47 No.456599
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WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT before you get to pick your pokemon, HERE COMES YOUR COMIC FOIL.

>Hey whuttup homechief. The name's TOM MAXNIGGERS MCSLAGGATHOR, got it MEMORIZED?

what an asshole!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:48 No.456640
>>456599

Spit on the ball he chooses
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:48 No.456646
>>456599
Oh my GOD! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM WITH FIRE LIGHTNING ATTACK!
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)02:48 No.456648
i still choose gun
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:48 No.456651
WHO CARES
WHEN WE HAVE ALL THE STARTERS THEN WE CAN BE THE ASSHOLE
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:49 No.456673
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UH OH.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:49 No.456674
>>456640
this
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:49 No.456675
>>456599
Potential witness! Gonna hafta murder him too if we're gonna get away with all 3.
Kick him in the balls for running us over with his bike
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:49 No.456697
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>>456673
Wait, what?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:50 No.456718
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His head hit the table and knocked all the pokemon into the air!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:51 No.456727
>>456718
Oh shit! Catch'em all! Catch'em all with your teeth! D:
>> Sneak !Fp/9BMagic 07/23/10(Fri)02:51 No.456734
>>456718
Oh snap!
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)02:52 No.456758
can we go back home and sleep at this point?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:52 No.456771
>>456758
NO WE MUST CATCH A POKEMON!
Catches a poke ball and opens it to see pokemon inside.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:53 No.456778
>>456718
Shit, they're gonna hit the ceiling fan and scatter wherever!
Execute super-jump maneuver, using Tom's body as a springboard! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:54 No.456806
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>>456727
YOU CATCH ONE OF THEM IN YOUR TEETH AND THE OTHER TWO IN YOUR HAND. You are unconscious but it still counts. You got all three pokemon!
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)02:54 No.456809
ok catch one and then go back to sleep
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:54 No.456815
Use the confusion to pickpocket Tom
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)02:54 No.456835
>>456806
-________________________________________-

now lets go rape a gym leader
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:56 No.456890
i came back after an hour, and you still don't have a starter
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:56 No.456898
>>456806
ten bucks says Tom takes at most two of them before we wake up
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)02:57 No.456919
so uh... can we set out? maybe go say goodbye to dear old mom and receive a jetpack? fuck running shoes
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:57 No.456949
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>>456919
Yes, I think it's about time to leave.

>WAIT I HAVE SOMETHING TO GIVE YOU FIRST.

Oh what now?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:57 No.456957
>>456806
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Passed out, you are fondled. Don't know by who though.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)02:59 No.457031
>>456949
jetpack!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)02:59 No.457033
>>456949
RUN LIKE HELL
GET BITCHES
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:00 No.457038
>>456949
Dat filename
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:02 No.457126
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The new POKéGEAR 4G. It is a phone, a clock, and so much more. You'd be hardpressed to tell what it DOESN'T do. There's also an APP that comes PREINSTALLED on the POKEGEAR 4G called POKEDEX.

>There are rumored to be as many as 800 species of POKEMON and I need you to catch and name every single one because the old pokedex technology is incompatible with the new online app based format!
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:02 No.457128
so is it some kind of epic pokemon that just woke up or what? be a jetpack
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:03 No.457146
>>456949
He gives you a pokedex and pat on the back.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:03 No.457162
>>457126
:I

ITS GOING TO LOSE SIGNAL EVERYWHERE
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:04 No.457184
Go to mom and get a jetpack.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:04 No.457190
>>457126
Fiddle with the controls and find gun app. Then scare the fuck outta Tom
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:04 No.457194
>>457126
FIND THE NEAREST PAWN SHOP AND SELL THAT SHIT
FUCK HIS GIANT FETCH QUEST
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:04 No.457202
>>457126
How much does that thing cost?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:05 No.457210
>>457162
Can we get a bumper from Locust? I'm pretty sure they have to give those out now.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:05 No.457220
JETPACK
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:06 No.457258
USE DURAMANA AS A JETPACK
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:07 No.457291
     File1279868866.png-(128 KB, 500x500, 0028-OhWhatNow.png)
OK SO YOU'RE GOING HOME TO GO GET YOUR MOM TO GET YOU A JETPA--

>WAIT!

Oh your damn rival wants something.

>We have to fight!
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:08 No.457311
>>457291
break teeth by throwing pokeballs at his face

then JETPACK
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:08 No.457314
Kick face.
Leave.
>> Toc 07/23/10(Fri)03:09 No.457335
>>457291
OH C'MON!
He has no pokemon. Kick him in the nads, take his hat, and keep movin'.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:09 No.457336
>>457291
I'M SORRY WHAT I DIDN'T CATCH THAT I WAS BUSY SETTING MY RING TONE OKAY SEE YOU CHUMPS LATER
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:10 No.457365
>>457335
Take his bike too, while we're at it.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:10 No.457366
Throw Duramana at him.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:11 No.457396
     File1279869092.png-(70 KB, 500x500, 0029-PokemonBattle.png)
I'M SORRY GUYS BUT YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT HOW THIS GAME WORKS.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:11 No.457398
Raep ime? (Not ur rival, the pokemanz)
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:12 No.457419
use self destruct. there can be no winners here
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:13 No.457447
     File1279869202.png-(54 KB, 500x500, 0030-TheNew3wayBattleSystem.png)
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:13 No.457450
Send out the grass pokemon, proceed to smoke weed.
>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)03:13 No.457457
WARNING:

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THIS GAME WITH NUZLOCKE RULES

WARNING
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:14 No.457471
>>457447
use gangrape
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:14 No.457490
toasting in epic bread
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:14 No.457495
Check that lean. Someone shoop a stone cold stunner on there.
Also, go Snowbirga I guess
>> Toc 07/23/10(Fri)03:15 No.457512
>>457396
Send out two pokemon at once!
DURAMANA and KELSCHII
Use light up KELSCHII and que Bob Marley.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:16 No.457534
>>457447
snowbirga.
Freeze the floor

steal his scarf.

Or, whatever she ends up doing, STEAL THE MOTHER FUCKING SCARF.
>> Toc 07/23/10(Fri)03:16 No.457549
>>457534
HAT TOO!!!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:16 No.457558
     File1279869406.png-(81 KB, 500x500, 0031-3on1.png)
COME ON GUYS. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY POKEMON.

SELECT YOUR COMMAND.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:17 No.457574
>>457558
FIGTH

cone of cold! wait...
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:18 No.457607
>>457558
Everyone use their generic normal type damage move they start with.
Tackle/Scratch/Pound/whatever
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:18 No.457614
FUCKING RUNNNNNNNN
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:18 No.457616
Raep Gary oak, then get stoned

This plan cannot fail
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:18 No.457617
>>457558
Use TACKLE or whatever shitty normal type move everyone starts out with
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:19 No.457647
     File1279869540.png-(77 KB, 500x500, 0032-DuramanasMoveSet.png)
>>457574
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:19 No.457654
I use item -> dildo and raep Gary oak with it
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:19 No.457656
LEER
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:19 No.457660
>>457647
Use GROWL. Hope he is turned on. Threesome with phallic pokemon.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:19 No.457675
is it too late to run?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:19 No.457679
That motherfucker's lean is too much for your weak starters to handle, get the fuck out of there
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:19 No.457685
>>457647
Eer
>> Anonymoose 07/23/10(Fri)03:20 No.457688
Is he not sending out pokemon?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:20 No.457700
>>457647
I... Fucking... Hate you
>> Toc 07/23/10(Fri)03:20 No.457705
>>457654
IT'S NOT GARY DAMNIT! THAT'S TOM MAXNIGGERS MCSLAGGATHOR!
Also LEER!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:20 No.457710
     File1279869642.png-(85 KB, 500x500, 0033-Leer.png)
>>457656
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:21 No.457718
suck his dick
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:21 No.457721
>>457710
OKAY WHAT MOVES DOES THAT FAGGOT BIRD HAVE THEN JEEZ
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:21 No.457739
>>457710
its super effective! tom now has status effect limpdick
>> Toc 07/23/10(Fri)03:21 No.457745
>>457710
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Look at the other pokemon's moves!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:22 No.457750
>>457705
His name is Gary, and I just raeped him with my 12 Inch didldo
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:22 No.457754
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>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:22 No.457766
>>457754
LAWSUIT TIME
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:22 No.457768
     File1279869757.jpg-(23 KB, 361x461, sadflareon.jpg)
>My face when our Pokemon have no damaging attacks, Tom attacks, and faints all three of ours, ending the adventure.
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:22 No.457770
>>457754
FUCK
>> Toc 07/23/10(Fri)03:22 No.457778
>>457754
FFFFFFFuck! What's the damage status!?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:23 No.457788
Wild TOM has fainted!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:23 No.457799
     File1279869825.png-(80 KB, 500x500, 0035-YourTurnBird.png)
Ok so that hurt but you've suffered that every day forever. You have been rivals since you were BABIES.

SNOWBIRGA'S TURN.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:24 No.457815
item
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:24 No.457828
>>457799
FIGHT.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:24 No.457831
>>457799
Speed this the fuck up, OP
Fight
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:24 No.457839
>>457766
I vote weraep, then sue GARY for running us over with his bike
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:26 No.457909
     File1279870010.png-(75 KB, 500x500, 0036-YourItems.png)
>>457815
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:26 No.457912
>>457815
Throw a pokeball at gary
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:27 No.457922
>>457909
Use ARMS.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:27 No.457923
>>457909
hell yeah punch em
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:27 No.457940
>>457922
told you item was the way to go
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:28 No.457953
>>457909
Ut teh arms on, then raep Gary with them
>> Toc 07/23/10(Fri)03:28 No.457959
>>457909
PUNCH THAT ASSHOLE IN THE NADS!!!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:28 No.457967
Can't equip our arms now, we're in battle.
FIGHT
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:29 No.458008
     File1279870172.png-(90 KB, 500x500, 0037-YouWin.png)
>>457922
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:29 No.458022
>>458008
TAKE HIS SHIT.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:30 No.458026
     File1279870207.jpg-(49 KB, 300x219, EdEdEddy.jpg)
>>458008
JETPACK TIME
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:31 No.458070
>>458008
Aww come on, OP. That's not how the game's played~ D:
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:32 No.458099
     File1279870327.png-(87 KB, 500x500, 0038-YouClaimYourWinnings.png)
You won the battle.

>Oh god please get off of me I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'll never bother you again. Oh dear god my face. My FACE. AAAAAAAAAAGH. You broke my nose! How will I be able to smell you later now?!

You got P3,800 for winning.
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:32 No.458117
>>458099
Wear FEDORA on top of CURRENT HAT
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:32 No.458121
Raep time naow?
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:32 No.458126
motherfucking jetpack better benext
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:33 No.458138
>>458099
WEAR SCARF
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:33 No.458144
Remove your hat
Equip Tom's clothes
Steal Tom's bike
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:33 No.458146
>>458117
You put on the FEDORA
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:34 No.458174
     File1279870476.png-(91 KB, 500x500, 0039-itsNotEvenAFedora.png)
>>458146
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:35 No.458194
>>458174
Wear SCARF like a belt. Continue on with our journey 2 BE DA MASTEH
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:35 No.458210
>>458174
See this: >>458144
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:36 No.458228
>>458194
>>458194
>>458194
>>458144
>>458144
>>458144
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:36 No.458238
You unequip everything you are wearing but your hats.

even your arms.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:36 No.458244
JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK JETPACK
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:37 No.458280
Realize our quest is stupid, and get a job at a strip club
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:37 No.458282
>>458228
DO THIS
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:37 No.458290
there is no pokemon league
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:38 No.458309
     File1279870704.png-(92 KB, 500x500, 0040-SoAnywayJetpackGettingNow.png)
Ok, so anyway, we're heading back to mom's place now I guess.
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:38 No.458325
>>458309
Wear PREVIOUS HAT on top of FEDORA only while RIDING BIKE.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:40 No.458373
Receive Jetpack
Raid Fridge
Begin journey
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:41 No.458400
>>458309
recieve jetpack
fly to elite four
burn faces with jetpack

or you know, something more frustrating to complicate the process
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:41 No.458420
rival would like to battle.... again
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:42 No.458449
     File1279870974.png-(105 KB, 500x500, 0041-SoThisIsWhatWeLookLike.png)
>>458325
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:43 No.458475
>>458449
Fuck yea-
Wait
Where the fuck are you going
Mom's house isnt that way
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:43 No.458480
>>458449

Watch out for the TALL GRASS!
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:44 No.458508
jetpack ;[
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:46 No.458592
     File1279871194.png-(90 KB, 500x500, 0042-ChangeTheAngle.png)
Oh we were going the right way all along, I was just showing you the beautiful countryside.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:47 No.458615
she has cookies and a jetpack when we arrive. also shes in the goddamn kitchen
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:47 No.458620
>>458592
Indeed.
Bust down the front door with the bike, paying no heed to whatever may be on the other side.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:47 No.458622
This is fucking ridiculous beyond words

I'm enthralled
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:50 No.458714
     File1279871400.png-(67 KB, 500x500, 0043-MayIHaveAJetpackPLEASE.png)
When you get home, your mom starts chewing you out because you left without eating breakfast.

Oh god, the mom is even more involved in this generation than the last. Remember when she was just a pokemon center?

She sends you to your room.
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:50 No.458727
>>458714
Go to room.
Open window.
Jump the fuck out of the house.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:50 No.458731
>>458714

Fuck you mom, I'm leaving. Also, where's my goddamn jetpack
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:50 No.458735
escape out window and snatch jetpack
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:51 No.458769
>>458714

Use the 360 to break your own window and run off to be POKEMON MASTEH
>> Toc 07/23/10(Fri)03:51 No.458770
>>458714
Weep like the girl we are.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:52 No.458791
Mom looks suspiciously like Flannery.
Commence Wincest!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:52 No.458798
     File1279871560.png-(58 KB, 500x500, 0044-JetpackIsaPrettyFunGameBy(...).png)
You go to your room but before you jump out the window, you get on your PC and get your Jetpack.

You also put away the bike because you won't really need it when you have a jetpack.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:53 No.458811
yes
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:53 No.458831
>>458798
RIDE BIKE while PILOTING JETPACK
>> Flareon !zhsLG3QwZU 07/23/10(Fri)03:54 No.458848
>>458831

oh fuck yes do it
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:55 No.458878
>>458798
COMBINE BIKE and JETPACK into FLYING JETBIKE!
>> Mawile !!m/HVbbwMldm 07/23/10(Fri)03:55 No.458890
I'm female in real life, but I prefer to be a boy in Pokemon.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)03:58 No.458973
     File1279871885.png-(67 KB, 500x500, 0045-UghSHUTUPMom.png)
UGH before you can go, your STUPID MOM is bothering you on AIM.

orunitiasister12:56:02
You get off that computer, young lady!

HeatherArika12:56:16
NO MOM. I'm busy being a POKEMON MASTER.

orunitiasister12:56:32
you're not going ANYWHERE until you finish eating your breakfast and then do your chores.

HeatherArika12:56:43
I got my glasses, i'm out the door i'm gonna HIT THIS CITY

orunitiasister12:56:51
Did you even brush your teeth, young lady?
12:57:07
With a bottle of JACK I bet, right? Gosh. You're so predictable.

HeatherArika12:57:07
WITH A BOTTLE OF JACK
12:57:11
...
12:57:12
Shut up.
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)03:58 No.459001
>>458973
LEAVE the PREMISES on our JETBIKE
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)03:59 No.459034
window?
>> Flareon !zhsLG3QwZU 07/23/10(Fri)04:00 No.459045
>>458973

send mom a virus over the oh-so-secure AIM connection.

Fuck it, just cut the wires to the house and bail.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:01 No.459118
     File1279872108.png-(104 KB, 500x800, 0046-EndOfPart1.png)
She's not the boss of you anyway. You're 10 freaking years old. In the Pokemon universe, that means you're an adult.

Assuming this... IS THE POKEMON UNIVERSE!

!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

End of Act 1.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)04:02 No.459138
>>459118
yes just yes
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)04:02 No.459144
>>459118
Fuck yeah.
>> Toc 07/23/10(Fri)04:03 No.459182
>>459118
You kick ass OP Lets start this up again, tomorrow same time! :D
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)04:05 No.459252
>>459182
sameplace? i dont remember how i got here so ill need directions
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:05 No.459256
Part two better be here when I come back tomorrow/tonight.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:06 No.459282
Oh god. OrunitiaSister and HeatherArika are real AIM accounts.


(1:03:24 AM) TwerpPokemonBoard: Testing
(1:03:32 AM) orunitiasister: oh god who is this?
(1:04:11 AM) TwerpPokemonBoard: Leave Datass alone. She's going 2 B A MASTER
(1:04:06 AM) orunitiasister: What? Who is Datass?
(1:04:17 AM) orunitiasister: Are you talking about Heather?
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)04:09 No.459395
>>459282
screenshot now
>> Flareon !zhsLG3QwZU 07/23/10(Fri)04:09 No.459397
>>459282

DUDE
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:10 No.459398
>>459252
I think you forgot to do something OP.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:11 No.459453
Best thread on the board so far. Would read more
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:12 No.459476
>>459282
the fuck

PICS! WE DEMAND PICS!
>> Toc 07/23/10(Fri)04:14 No.459532
>>459252
Maybe OP will post on /v/? O_O
>> OP 07/23/10(Fri)04:19 No.459651
Oh, sorry about that. Yeah, tomrorow at the same time. Sure. 10 o clock my time, 1 o clock board time.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:21 No.459713
     File1279873316.png-(49 KB, 312x666, itsreal.png)
Looks like OP is RPing on AIM now.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/23/10(Fri)04:22 No.459718
>>459651
cool
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:24 No.459764
Well this has certainly been a great thread. Definitely one of the most original threads I've seen on this board so far.

>>459651
Can't wait to see more tomorrow! I hope you see this through until the end. I'm still wondering what the legendary pokemon will look like.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:24 No.459769
>>459713
Oh wow. Fuck yeah. Anyone bugged the other one yet?
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:25 No.459774
     File1279873513.png-(51 KB, 312x666, gotblocked.png)
:(
>> Cliff Racer !nPJ1chHHpc 07/23/10(Fri)04:25 No.459794
>>459774
Ha. It's the little things that count, OP. I love you for this.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:29 No.459859
>>459769
It's real too. She's following instructions. This will probably come into play in the next thread.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:30 No.459900
Fuck is /tr/ up on 4chanarchive yet?
This thread would be a great candidate for /tr/'s first archived thread!
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:31 No.459917
>>459900
>>459900
this :(
>> Erika !!JYkK1sL2lab 07/23/10(Fri)04:32 No.459945
Someone preserve this thread, 4chan archive or not!
>> OP 07/23/10(Fri)04:42 No.460193
>>460054

Be sure to post our log.
>> Anonymous 07/23/10(Fri)04:46 No.460302
OP, I KNOW YOU HAVE A KNOWN NAME, BUT I CANT REMEMBER IT.
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