No.537433

Oh hell yeah PART THREE~

No.537482

>it's really chilly
>patches of snow
>forest probably full of ice Pokemon, fuck yeah
>no Pokeballs

Bother this nonsense, go get some Pokeballs.

No.537537

Walk around mashing the A button in the grass until you get pokeballs.

No.537661

>>537537
Huh. I wonder why there are so many of these laying around all over the place in the forest.

No.538243

>>535329

Guess I'll check what Clarisa's up to on POKéBOOK.

No.538268

Attempt to juggle your newly-acquired treasure.

No.538315

Fuck yeah, best thread in /vp/.
Please continue, OP.

No.538437

I guess certain pokemon are only catchable at certain times of the year. What a hassle.

No.538598

>>538268
You're not very good at this but you gain a few additional points in the TRAINER SKILL of Juggling. Switching Pokémon has increased priority now. If you do this enough, switching pokemon will become a free action and they won't be able to hit you with pursuit.

No.538841

Put pokeballs in pants

pretend to be a guy

No.538981

You guess you should just go back to Polygon Town and see about that package Tom was going to give to Locus for you. Things are kinda slow today.

No.539180

>>539142
Run through tall grass, playing loud music on poke4g if possible.

No.539301

>>539180
Ally-oop

No.539348

>>539142
Go to Prismatic Forest. Keep away from that 404 route.
Let's see if we encounter something in the forest.

No.539372

>>539348
OK but first, because we're already back on the 404 route.

No.539561

>>539505
Go Kelchii!

No.539626

>>539561
DURAMANANA, RETURN.

Go, KELSCHI

No.539749

>>539626
Blunt Trauma, please.

No.539822

>>539749
Flashorm used IDEA!

Kelschii's mind was EXPANDED.

It forgot your order!

No.539877

>>539822

Throw a Pokeball!

No.539888

Kelschii has IDEAS. He may not attack, and if he does, it'll probably be in unconventional ways!

No.539903

>>539888
use reef!

No.539937

>>539877

No.539954

throw a rock

No.540014

>>539937
B+A+DOWN

No.540122

>>540014
SUCCESS! You captured Fleschorm!

Would you like to give a nickname to Fleshorm?

No.540136

>>540122

Fleshlight

No.540158

>>540122

Thomas Edison

No.540190

>>540122
Name it Entendre, then back on the road you go.

No.540261

>Look in thread two
>see used ability
>remember what Japanese call girls who've had sex
Jesus Christ she's 10.

No.540332

>>539560
Okay, put Kelschii into the first slot, we do not want to be wasting turns sending that useless bag of shit out every time we go into battle.

No.540449

>>540190
Done.
>>540332
And done.

So are we turning around and going back to the forest, or are we going to Locust's lab to pursue Tom?

No.540454

>>540261
Don't switch. Keep Duramanana in the first slot and kick some wild pokemon ass. Maybe it'll learn something good.

No.540482

chase Tom and get your fedora

No.540548

>>540454
>Maybe it'll learn something good.
It evolved and learned tail whip.
MOTHERFUCKING TAIL WHIP!
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TAIL!

No.540629

>>540449
We might as well go back and check what TOM is doing.
Also, we should be able to use the KEY ITEM JETPACK to fly back to POLYGON ala FLY.

No.540668

>>540548
But it evolved at fucking level 6.

Anyways. Chase Tom, I guess.

No.540698

>>540668
>it evolved at fucking level 6.
That proves how weak it is. Weaker Pokemon evolve faster, just look at Bug Pokemon.

No.540702

>>540454
You put Darumanana back in front and then fight some pokemon. You face three Flashorms in a row and kill them with Snowbirga (who leveled to level 6), Eevee, and Fleshorm, then this happens.

No.540761

>>540702
Somebody is about to take a level in badass. Probably not ;-;

No.540795

it'll learn metronome with it's face

No.540821

>>537433
>>539822
>>539877
>>539888
>>540122
SO MUCH GETS TO HARVEST HERE!
2X IS RATATA WE CATCH EVERY DAY
3X IS CLAFAIRY WE GET HARD TIME WITH IT
4X IS DRAGONIGHT HARD AS A HELL
5X IS MEWTWO YOU ONLY FIND ONE IN YOUR LIFE
6X IS THE RARE ELUSIVE NEW GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!

OH, BY THE WAY, VISIT
ANON >>0
TALK >>0
. >>0
SE >>0
WHERE THE FUN IS!

No.540826

>>540784
DynamicPunch up in this bitch.

No.540860

>>540838
I FUCKING TOLD YOU FAGGOTS!
Put Kelschii back in the front. As soon as we get a full party, replace this fucker.

No.540869

jetpack over town and drop it on someone

No.540892

>>540838
I love this guy. Is he going to evolve again?

No.540929

>>540629
Oh yeah forgot to mention, the JETPACK should replace FLY.
THIS IS GEN 6 GODAMMIT! HMs SHOULD HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH ITEMS BY NOW!
Now go get a sword or something to cut down the tree in whatever town we had to turn back from.

No.540943

Something tells me that when Darumanananananananananannananananananana gets enough NA he'll become a God.

No.540965

>>540943

He already resists like four types

No.540981

Keep training this fucker. POWERGRIND.

No.541006

>>540981
Seconded. Montage get.

No.541035

ANYWAY so we're heading to Locust's lab.

No.541073

watch out for your mom

No.541075

>>541035
Pull Package out of hammerspace and deliver to Prof. Locust. Obtain ???

No.541100

WHEN SUDDENLY you get another CALL!

No.541103

>>540838
lol at filename

No.541128

>>541100
Still waiting for Luvdisk pre-evolution

No.541213

bump

No.541242

>>541100
Answer it.
Hesitantly...

No.541255

or scream in it with bestial vigor

No.541256

>>541100
Ignore it. It's probably your mom.

No.541259

>>541100
Uh...answer it?
It better not be Clarisa again.

No.541352

>>541242
You answer it, hesitantly. You hear your MOM START TO Taaaaalk but then the call is dropped.

SC&T's shitty cellphone coverage is the best thing ever sometimes.

No.541374

you should tell your mother that you're a responsible ten year old adult next time you see her

No.541399

Anyway, you make your way into Locust's lab.

>"AH GOOD. I have been EXPECTING YOU! Tom delivered the package I had you go get for you. Good work doing that as he got it here way earlier than you would have, clearly, but there is a slight problem in that I had to give him the gift I was going to give you. It was a TOPHAT."

No.541434

>>541399

kick him in the balls and take his glasses as compensation

No.541464

>>541035
>filename

No.541503

>>541399

rage, then go and find tom

No.541518

>>541434
No, the labcoat

No.541532

>>541518

she already has a coat

No.541540

>>541434

No.541584

Find Tom and steal this hat as well!

No.541593

>>541532
So? We already had a hat, but we took Tom's as well. And it's a fucking labcoat.

No.541628

So, keeping this look or no?

No.541651

>>541628

yes, all you need now is the top hat

No.541668

>>541628
FUCK YEAH. Wait. Unbutton labcoat. Labcoats always look better unbuttoned.

No.541775

We best go track down Tom and get that Top Hat.

No.541813

>>541775
Alright. Tom's place is right next door.

No.541816

>>541628
>>541628
Fuck yes you have the best coat ever! Now on with plot.

No.541819

>>541628
Keeping it. Very much keeping it.

No.541842

>>541813
Keep it buttoned. Ignor that one Anon.

No.541932

>>541842
Either that or remove the glasses?

No.542046

Buttoned or unbuttoned? You want to look your best when you confront Tom about taking away his TopHat that, to be perfectly honest, he kinda deserves after all the fowl treatment you're giving him.

OH BTW, GENERATION 6 WILL HAVE MULTIPLE OUTFITS IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY GUESSED THAT.

No.542093

>>542046
They're both so good

No.542165

>>542046
>cock is bothered by both
For speed drawing purposes, I vote buttoned.

No.542169

>>542046
Buttoned.

No.542184

>>542046
Unbuttoned.

No.542195

>>542046

buttoned

No.542236

buttoned + fedora or top hat = sex

No.542244

>>542046
Another vote for buttoned.

No.542316

Alright, so now we're knocking on the doors o' dat rival of yours.

No.542429

>>542316
>knocking
Fuck that, KICK THE DOOR DOWN!

No.542473

>>542316
Dramatic stare when he opens the door.

No.542521

>>542429

No.542638

I am curious as to whether he has a Tommy gun that may or may not go RAT-TAT-A

No.542650

>>542521
Demand the whereabouts of Tom from that startled looking lady there.

No.542683

>>542650
You demand the whereabouts of Tom but she swears she has no idea.

No.542771

But then she installs Pokémon Mapster on your POKéGEAR 4G so whatever.

No.542849

>>542771
Let's take a look at the map of this region.

No.542904

>>542771
See what area this region is based off of using the map.

No.542997

Disregard map, follow heart.

No.543058

>>542849
They ran out of IRL locations so they started making ones up.

This is Celestia, the floating continent in the sky. You thought the indigo plateau was high up? THINK AGAIN.

No.543138

>>543058
>floating continent in the sky
Oh, how original. Then again, this IS Pokemon.

No.543217

>>543058
>>543058

Head to a town with a gym symbol.

No.543371

>>543217
You don't... SEE any... all the towns have the SAME SYMBOL.

No.543438

>>543371
Do they all have Gyms, or does this Map app. just suck ass?

No.543439

>>543371
All towns must be gym towns, then. Head to the one on the right.

No.543445

get yourself a horse and go mantrack TOM

No.543471

>>543371
Guess we're not gonna find Tom in Polygon.
Time to head back to the forest and catch some new Pokemon!

No.543499

>>543445
>Horse
But we have a Jetpack.

No.543564

>>543438
Oh, turns out every town has a gym.

No.543575

Hey OP, are you doing this tomorrow?

No.543587

SAVE THE GAME!!!!!

No.543603

>>543564
>OhShesAGymLeader.png
IT'S ON NOW!

No.543613

>>543575

I don't think so. 3 nights in a row, I'm a little worn out. I think I'll pick it up again on monday night.

No.543690

>>543613
OK. I need to leave and wanted to know the schedule. Also, save the game!

No.543746

>>543613
>>543613
Save game, put Duramananana in front. Also, where are these archived again?

No.543775

>>543587

No.543824

>>543746

Well, I'm archiving them in http://www.newrem.com/savedthreads/

But I don't have an index made for it yet.

This thread, when it finishes, will have the URL

http://www.newrem.com/savedthreads/threadThree.htm

No.543841

>>543821
>my face when I'm legally blind

No.543902

So the game is still on?

No.543938

>>543775
Ok, so if every town has a gym, then let's head back to Tandem City.
The gym leader is either the old lady or the Pokemart guy! Let's go!

No.543969

>>543938
Why not challenge the Gym Leader that's RIGHT IN FRONT OF US?

No.543992

>>543969
Seems like she's giving us the badge already.

No.544000

>>543969
That's what we're fucking doing.

>((Abigale of darkness))

No.544032

use your jetpack

No.544042

>>543992
Gym leaders only give out badges to Ash. In the games you have to earn them.

No.544112

>>544098
Sand Attack like the Fist of the North Star!

No.544113

>>544098
SAND ATTACK!

No.544152

>>544042
In the games the gym leader doesn't show you the badge until after you beat them either, but that's besides the point.

>>544098
Sand-attack a couple times then send out the frozen dodo.

No.544162

that thing is level 9 o:

No.544202

Darumananana can attack once for every additional NA he has.

No.544234

use headbutt

No.544247

>>544202
NA Power? Fuck yes you are the best pokemon ever.

No.544282

>>544202
I take back everything bad I've said about you, Darumananana.

No.544362

tail whip then switch to kel

No.544363

>>544340
Tail Whip x4 gogogo

No.544364

So Darumanananana gets no attacks but he can sling out status buffs and debuffs several times in one turn. Holy shit. Imagine him in a doubles battle.

Fucking use Leer next!

No.544527

switch to eevee and tackle?

No.544553

>>544527
This, I guess. Either that or Ice Dodo and Peck it to death.

No.544581

>>544571
Son of a bitch. WAT.

No.544621

wait a second why didn't it's tackle go 4x then?

No.544627

>>544571
FUCK we gotta take it out before it sweeps our team!
Switch to the frozen dodo and use sheer cold!

No.544635

>>544621
it missed.

No.544639

>>544571
Oh shit. Leer! Reduce that attack stat!

No.544670

>>544627
Is the frozen dodo below level 9? If so, then sheer cold won't work.

No.544703

tackle that thing

No.544707

>>544670
It doesn't have sheer cold. It has EXTREME cold, whatever the fuck that means.

No.544755

>>544707
Extreme Cold makes glaciers and doesn't afraid of anything. I think it's like a weather effect, actually.

No.544791

>>544764
Oh. I guess we freaked out for nothing.

No.544794

sounds like a sand attack > tail whip > eevee tackle strategy

No.544846

One down, two to go! Let's do this!
Switch back to Dorumananana

No.544848

>"I'm impressed. You use your team TOGETHER instead of just one at a time. You show the mark of a true POKéMON Mastah. And to think your team is at such low levels."

>"Well that was only the weakest of my bunch. Get ready."

No.544881

Porygon 2 is next

No.544890

>>544881
Then Porygon Vista.

No.544918

>>544846
She sends out a PORYGON 2.

You switch back to Darumanananana

No.544927

sand attack

No.545032

>>544927
You hit him with 4 sand attacks. God damn that hurts his eyes in a strangely non-damaging way.

No.545120

Can we split up Duramanananana's 4 attacks?

No.545144

Crafty. Use Tail Whip x4. Or ARMS if possible.

No.545145

jeez... uhhh tail whip? no idea

No.545155

>>545109
Oh boy, here we go.

No.545167

SAND ATTACK AGAIN!

No.545200

USE X ATTACK ON DARUMANANANANA BECAUSE IT WILL BE GOOD FOR WHEN HE ATTACKS WITH FLAIL

No.545224

Do we have any Special Attackers?
Maybe Flashworm? Could fuck it up with IDEA

No.545256

>>545145
Tail Whipping it for 4x defense fall, cancelling out his Defense Curl.

No.545295

Flashworm or Kel

No.545328

>>545256
Clever girl...

No.545358

>>545328

No.545363

Cocky girl

No.545387

>>545358
Swift x4
GOOD LORD WHAT HAVE WE DONE

No.545405

This is some bullshit. If Darumanananana's ability let it attack once for each "na" in it's name, then if the Porygons copy that ability, how can they attack 4 times? They don't have one "na" in their name.

No.545419

>>545405
>itspokemonidontgottaexplainshit.png

No.545443

SWITCH! SNOWBIRGA!

No.545482

>>545405
The developers suck is how.

Anyway, he's totally out. Who's in?

No.545494

snowbirga

No.545495

>>545482
KELSCHII

No.545579

>>545494
You have enough JUGGLING ability that you sent Snowbirga out as a FREE ACTION.

No.545591

>>545579
EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME COLD!

No.545601

extreme cold

No.545625

PENIS, USE PENIS ATTACK!!!!!!!!1!!

No.545660

>>545591
You're too busy being WOWED by your opponent's pokemon to issue an action...

Luckilly, so is she.

No.545705

>>545660
Take initiative! Peck!

No.545706

use ARMS?

No.545720

Les out

No.545760

This dubs

No.545761

Bring out Kelschii while she's wowed, but keep out Snowbirga. She'll be too wowed to realize you're cheating.

No.545762

You use EXTREME COLD. It starts snowing, and Porygon2 is Frozen.

No.545764

>>545579
But sending out a pokemon after one has fainted doesn't even take up a turn...

No.545770

peck peck peck peck peck

No.545773

>>545762
Peck to shatter him

No.545791

>>545773
THIS

No.545830

>>545770
You peck, he remains frozen. You peck, he remains frozen.

This goes on until he faints.

No.545850

>>545830
Yes! Porygon Vista, here we come.

No.545860

Poryfon 3

No.545871

I think it's porygon 7

No.545894

>>545887
HA HA HA, OH WOW

No.545906

>>545887
>Level 31
Good thing it's only ME. Extreme Cold!

No.545955

>>545948
>YoureAlreadyCold.png
We're gonna have to think of something else.

No.545961

Give it an idea?

No.545971

Juggle Entendre out then swap it back to Snowbirga. As long as there's nothing to worry about, then might as well get some XP in

No.545978

switch out Entendre

No.545985

>>545971
Also, if Snowbirga's sent back out, it's WOWing ability might kick off again

No.546009

>>545978

No.546025

>>546009
We've still got an action!
IDEA!

No.546026

use idea

No.546076

>>546009
>Idea
>Windowsisnowshuttingdown.exe

No.546087

>Unfortunately your juggling skill is not high enough to get a free action EVERY TIME. Keep practicing.

No.546102

ctrl+alt+delete turn it off and on restart existence

No.546109

Kelschii?

No.546121

kelschii

No.546150

well shut it down then

No.546161

>>546133
I love this game.

No.546172

>>546133
>youSawThisOneComing.png
I did.

No.546179

dubs

No.546186

Datass has beaten Abigale!

No.546195

doblero

No.546216

that's a wrap

No.546217

snowbirga and eevee level up yay

No.546231

>>546186
On the bright side, Snowbirga just got an assload of EXP from this fight, taking down 2 and ME single handed almost

No.546247

can Datass even see through those glasses?

No.546300

>>546247
It fainted

No.546318

Czech em

No.546327

>"Wow, Datass! That was pretty great. Well here's the badge as promised."
You got P5800 for winning.

YOU GOT A POLYGON BADGE!

>"The Polygon Badge allows you to use your ARMS outside of battles. In addition, POKéMON level 20 and up will obey you. You also get...."

DATASS got TM0E at 0137:BFFA21C9

>"That TM teaches FATAL ERROR. Fatal Error is a really powerful technique that has a 50/50 chance of KOing your own pokemon so be careful, but it's stronger than Explosion."

No.546334

To be continued?

No.546352

teach fatal error to duramananananananana

No.546372

>>546327
Teach it to Entendre. For some reason I think that'd be the only guy we have that can learn it.

No.546377

just out of curiosity what time zone are you in op?

No.546387

>>546352
>Fatal Error
>X4
>Four times the chances of K.O.-ing itself.
I dunno.

No.546412

>>546387
200 percent chance you will faint. Power is over 900 though. Yes 900

No.546427

END OF PART 3.

Tune in on MONDAY (not tomorrow) for another exciting episode of POKéMON QUEST.

On the next episode of POKéMON QUEST.

Read last week's ON THE NEXT EPISODE. That's what's going to actually happen next time. No you can't do the gym in Tandem City yet. It's like Viridian City.

No.546444

>>546412
ohyou.jpg are correct 250*4=1000>900

No.546454

I hope we find more clothes to steal

No.546468

She said STRONGER than Explosion. And it is. Explosion halves your defense too. Fatal Error is a Special attack that always picks your opponent's weakness, halves their special defense, and only kills you HALF the time.

Unfortunately, it takes a turn to charge, and has a specific charging message so people know that it's what you're using.

Oh and if you use it 4 times you have a 94.85% chance of dying. 200%? What?

No.546498

we're bad at math

No.546513

Nice thread OP. Looking forward to the next installment!